Mushroom Men

You may see horses try to fly
A dog with periwinkle eyes
But peppered earth with chunks of sky
Now there’s a sight worth seein'
When sod gets moist with dewy flow
And the fungus spores they start to show
And if you’re sharp and in the know
You may spy a different bein'
(Mu-mu-mu-…mushroom men)
I lean my head on a window pane
And stare out cat-eyed through the rain
And though the dim’s an awful strain
I think I’ve seen a mushroom man
I think I’ve seen a mushroom man
(Mu-mu-mu…mushroom men)
Boletes, boletes, I’m looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes, I’m looking for boletes
Boletes, boletes
Don’t touch the amanitas
Look out for amanitas
(Mu-mu-mu…mushroom men)
Be it seven sons or seven trout
They came to see with throbbing doubt
The fungi as they pranced about
M-m-m-m-mushroom men
(Mu-mu-mu…mushroom men)
Now when mares eat oats and does eat oats
And jackalopes eat bacon
It’s time to get your glasses checked
Cause surely you’re mistaken
M-m-m-m-mushroom men