Red State Girl

She got dirt up under her fingernails
She got lint down between her toes
She got paint above her eyeballs and
Powder on and up in her nose
She got tits made out of recycled bottles
Her hair flipped up in a twirl
She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin
She’s a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl
He likes the redskins rather than foreskins
He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs
He got Sears tools since he can’t afford Snap-On
Spent his money on a pedigree huntin' dog
He’s a poor man stuck in a poor man’s body
And he shot his very first squirrel
He’s got a naked picture of Sarah Palin
Looking for a self-proclaimed bonafide red state girl