Widow Jones

Ask any young man in this town who is over thirteen
To tell you about the things and places he’s seen
If he tells you something bout women you haven’t known
You can attribute his knowledge of anatomy to widow Jones
Well Jones-y was a go-go girl
A little while before she married Sam
He fell into the river
Jones-y said that’s water over the dam
You say we oughta leave these matters
To the good disgression of the law
But when you have a shape like Widow Jones
You have a lotta friends at City Hall
Well I don’t bring her up
Because I think we should put her down
I just wanna shed some light on the truth in this town
These boys’ve learned things
They couldn’t’ve learned in our schools
And their parents can relax
In knowing that they’re not all out in shooting pool
Yeah, Jones-y was a go-go girl…
Yeah, the widow’s got a lot friends at City Hall