Triceratops

1, 2, 3, check out my horns!
1, 2, 3, check out my horns!
I’m a triceratops all up in this place.
«Triceratops» means 3-horned face.
What do I use them for?
Scientists debate.
Maybe for defense, or to find a mate.
But I love my horns, 3 up on my grill.
I’m also really special, because I have a frill.
A frill?
Yeah, a frill! You heard what I said.
It’s a plate of bone on top of my head.
Cool!
Sorta looks like a crown -- I’m a king of a kind.
Hey, I’m the kind of the dinos, and I’m hungry!
Never mind!
The T-Rex would eat me if he had the chance,
but I’m a herbivore, I only eat plants.
Got hundreds of teeth to chew my veggie food.
Got a small, pointy tail, but I’m a big dude.
I move pretty slow and got hooves on my feet.
But check it, c’mon, these horns are pretty sweet, right?
1, 2, 3, check out my horns!
1, 2, 3, check out my horns!
Check out his horns!
I wish I had a horn.
Here you go.
(Soothing horn solo.)