Seven Days

You can name all the days with a Cockney accent:
«Sunday, Monday, Tuesday»
You can yell them all out as you jump from a high dive:
«Wednesdayyyyy, Thur-«SPLASH
You can call each day by its last three letters:
«Day Day Day Day Day»
But you better get it straight
There (are) seven days a week, not eight
The Beatles song is wrong
For the *record* let me state, that there’s
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and round again
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it never ends
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and round again
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Saturday, it never ends
The end!