A Letter from St. Paul

I’m glad you’re still here on Earth
For a while I didn’t know what to think, darling
This is what I look like now
Me and the boy of my dreams
It’s a nice photo, he has a girl
But I’m going to bump her off soon
Oh, I have a big surprise
I’m coming to London, possibly this summer
I’d love to spend some time with you
I’d love to spend some time with you
I hear things are outrageously priced in London
Is that true?
Anyway, I’m still at school in Minneapolis
Studying theatre, oh, what fun it is Everybody seems to be the same here
There’s no happy medium, no way to go but up Please send me a postcard, I collect them