Period Sex

Period sex, period sex
Put down a towel, party till it’s dry
With some
Period
Sex
Period sex
Think of it as just Mother Nature’s juice cleanse
Period
Sex
Period sex
It’s a little gross but I’m less likely to get pregnant during
Period
Sex
Period sex
It must be summer 'cause we’re gonna slip and slide into some
Period sex, period sex
If you’re grossed out, let’s pretend it’s cherry lube!
Period sex
Period sex!
It’s not weird, it’s just another kind of lip gloss!
Period
Sex
Period sex
You don’t get to say «let me just put it in your butt»!
Are those sheets expensive?
I’ll venmo you back for your shee-ee-ets
I hope you can get those sheets again
And that particular type of brand hasn’t been discontinued on Macys.com
Period
Sex!