Donkey Kong Joonyer

Listen up, little monkey child, I have got some lessons for you
Just a few important things that you will be required to do
Carry on the Kong name worthy of a giant statue
'Cause I’m getting older, and I can’t throw barrels like I used to
Continue my legacy is now your only life’s mission
It’s a huge responsibility according to tradition
We stole Mario’s girl and he won’t stop 'til we’ve died
It’s a dangerous situation, now how do we survive?
Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
Yes, my name, it is Donkey Kong
(Why are you like this?)
Donkey Kong is also my daddy’s name
And he named me Donkey Kong Junior!
Wow, okay, I guess we’ll just move on
The danger’s coming fast like it is driving on the Autobahn
Now climb up this ladder before I get even madder
Mario has got a hammer, and there’s no time left to stammer
Focus up, son! The time has come for you to understand
The survival of our family is solely in your hands
The ravages of time have made me too weak to stand
And we’re both going to die right now unless you take command
Hi! My name, my name it is Donkey Kong
Yes, my name it is Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong is also my daddy’s name
And he named me Donkey Kong
Guitar solo!
Oh god, Mario is near and your moment’s finally here
Everything depends on y-
Hi! My name, my name is Donkey Kong
Yes, my name it is Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong is also my Daddy’s name
And he named me Donkey Kong Junior!