What Artie Knows

Well he must have his reasons
He must have a master plan
Since he took away the seasons
And replaced the common man
With a face that never ages
Lips that do not speak
A book with many pages
No one dares to peek
Oh, he’s righteous and just
In Artie we trust
He knows it all (Artie knows it all)
Oh, what Artie knows that we don’t
Artie does what we won’t
Artie knows it all (Artie knows it all)
(he knows it all)
His ways are so mysterious
His manner can’t be read
Artie the enigma
Knows he’s better dead than red
And he watches over
All the little children in his flock
Artemis the little boy
The boy who couldn’t talk
Oh, he’s righteous and just
In Artie we trust
He knows it all (Artie knows it all)
Oh, what Artie knows that we don’t
Artie does what we won’t
Artie knows it all (Artie know’s it all)
(he knows it all)
Artie knows it all
(Artie knows it all)
What artie knows that we don’t
And Artie does what we won’t
Artie knows what we don’t
And Artie does what we won’t
Oh, he’s righteous and just
In Artie we trust
He knows it all (Artie knows it all)
Oh, what Artie knows what we don’t
Artie does what we won’t
Artie knows it all (Artie know’s it all)
(he knows it all)
(knows it all)
Artie does what we won’t (knows it all)
(know's it all)
And Artie knows what we don’t (know's it all)