Crooked Teeth

If two fill-ups is all it costs
I guess I'll make the drive
Down past the Texas line make sure he's not alive
Dumped him off of a river bridge in the fall of '84
Word got 'round that he climbed out of that muddy Red River floor
Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known
She got to the parking lot his knees were already blown
Love is such a mighty drug a mightier disease
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge with one eye and crooked teeth
One eye and crooked teeth
One eye and crooked teeth
One eye and crooked teeth

Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured

And I'll drive through Colorado on a rocky stretch of road with no one who loves me as far as telephone poles go
I wish I was a trustin' man but a trustin' man is weak
The only thing worth trustin' is some brass through crooked teeth some brass through crooked teeth some brass through crooked teeth

Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured

Lost my bride to the finest man she claims to have ever known
She got to the parking lot his knees were already blown
Love is such a mighty drug a mightier disease
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge with one eye and crooked teeth