Half Timer

A celery
You need a
A celery
If you want to fit in
A celery
It gets you through to half time
A celery
Why don’t you, erm, smash the system from within
(A celery)
Get yourself a promotion
And then take your children to the zoo for the weekend
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With the extra cash you’ve got there
I got some cash
(A celery)
Oooh, I had a job once, it was awful
A celery
Bloodsuckers!
New carpets
A celery
For money in emergencies, bus fares
(A celery)
Kids and stuff