The Man Who Married A Robot / Love Theme

The internet looked at him and said, «Yes. I love you very, very, very, very,
very, very much. I am your best friend. In fact, I love you so much that I
never, ever want us to be apart ever again ever'
‘I would like that,» said the man. And so they embarked on a life together.
Wherever the man went, he took his friend. The man and the internet went
everywhere together, except of course the places where the internet could not
go. They went to the countryside. They went to birthday parties of the children
of some of his less important friends. Different countries. Even the moon.
When the man got sad, his friend had so many clever ways to make him feel
better. He would get him cooked animals and show him the people having sex
again, and he would always, always agree with him. This one was the man’s
favorite, and it made him very happy. The man trusted his friend so much.
«I feel like I could tell you anything,» he said, on a particularly lonely day
«You can. You can tell me anything. I’m your best friend. Anything you say to
me will stay strictly between you and the internet.»
And so he did. The man shared everything with his friend: All of his fears and
desires; All of his loves, past and present; All of the places he had been and
was going, and pictures of his penis. He would tell himself, «Man does not live
by bread alone.»
And then he died
In his lonely house
On the lonely street
In that lonely part of the world
You can go on his Facebook