Who Put Coffee in my Mountain Dew?

She swore she’d never drink soda again
But then, what’d she go and do?
She bought herself a bottle of Mountain Dew
And she said
I like coffee, I like tea
I love you, and you love me
But who put coffee in my mountain dew?
I have a feeling it was you
You can’t run and I can’t hide
Bring me to the other side
I feel empty and I feel quick
This mountain dew and coffee is making me sick
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
It used to be yellow but now it’s navy blue
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
It’s true that he was guilty of this famous crime
But his intentions were true, so let’s listen to his rhyme
And he said
I know better, so listen to me
Soda will give you the Osteo-P
Throw it away, don’t even drink a little
Cause if you don’t, years from now
Your bones will be brittle
Perhaps it was wrong of me to ruin your drink
But I just really wanted to make you think
Years from now, when you’re in good health
You’ll thank me for helping take care of yourself
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
It used to be yellow but now it’s navy blue
Who put coffee in my mountain dew?
You put coffee in my mountain dew
You put coffee in my mountain dew
It used to be yellow but now it’s navy blue
You put coffee in my mountain dew
You put coffee in my mountain dew
You put coffee in my mountain dew
It used to be yellow but now it’s navy blue
You put coffee in my mountain dew