Hallelujah Again

A million hallelujahs, a million open mics
What a waste
A timeless epitaph on a polyester cast
What a shame
I could tell you problems with that
I know I would at least try
Now the Mickey Mouse Club sings «Bird on a Wire»
What a day
Their new glasses signals the passing of time
A welcome change
I could tell you problems with that
I know I would at least try, try, try, try, alright
Another version, a Greatest Hits
Are you kidding me with that sentimental shit?
Embalm, preserve
Embalm, preserve
Embalm, presrve
Told you I wouldn’t change
I told you I wouldn’t change
Oh my God, I wanna rlate
I told you I wouldn’t change
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Couldn’t I?
Embalm, preserve
Embalm, preserve
A cartoon hero expires
What is a martyr worth?
Call, call, call, call you a cab
I would have called you a hearse
There’s real people to mourn
There’s plenty that you can hurt
Come, come, come, give me a minute
I’ll turn that into a shirt
I could tell you problems with that
I know I would at least try