A New Sense Of Humour

Some people in this town where I live
Are just psychopaths
Are just dull
Have got a photograph with holes where the eyes were
Have got a plastic bag inside a plastic bag
I want to know
Which one am I?
It’s not that I don’t understand
It’s just I can’t decide
I need to know
Which one am I?
And should I turn on my TV set?
Some people in this town where I live
Have got some multicolored stationery
Get hellfire death threats through the post more than most
Have got four-wheel drive on the windmills of their mind
Just watch the cathode ray
I want to know
Which one am I?
It’s not that I don’t understand
It’s just I can’t decide
I need to know
Which one am I?
And should I turn on my TV set?
Should I turn off my TV set?
I need a new sense of humor
And someone who can pick me up Not drag me down