The Fiberoptic Elflord

There she goes, she’s
my fiber optic queen
I loved her cause she’s dirty
I loved her cause she’s clean
She sings
Lalalalala
She knows I look good
in my kevlar suit
with my wavelength shifter
tucked in my boot
And I am the fiber optic elflord
I rule the cybernetic ghost world
Then I whipped out
My fiber optic whip
you couldn’t really see it
But boy was it thick
I use Euclidian geometry
to snipe down fools
On the battlefield
I always keep my cool
And I am the fiber optic elf lord
I rule the cybernetic ghost world