Jesus

I take the garbage out most every day
And I’ll help several old ladies to cross the street today
Even told a man to clean up after his dog, you see
Jesus ain’t got nothing on me
I sheltered a girl who had run away from home
I cared for a friend whose heart was heavy like a stone
The man fell to his knees, I sat there and heard his plea
Jesus ain’t got nothing on me
Ain’t no dying for your sins around here, brother
We just drink beer all day and have a ball
Jesus, won’t you look at m, I’m doing fine
If you need some free advice, giv me a call
Even signed a petition to save a big ol' tree
Jesus ain’t got nothing on me