Halloween Bernard

Carl
It’s me
Your heart again
Can you pick up Carl?
Cause if you did, we would’ve gone to the track by now and I could shut up
You’re boring Carl
Pumping your blood is like a 9 to 5 job man
I punch in
I punch out
Every day
Which isn’t to say we haven’t had our good times though, I mean
Yeah, one more body shot won’t kill anybody
Yeah right, Carl
But now
There’s a dancefloor out there man, and we’re not on it
Emerald downs could save us Carl
Our horse takes the lead down the home stretch
And you’re gripping the race ticket so tight the ink rubs off on your hands
Well
I’ll be pannin' like it’s prom night with Jimmy Whiles all over again
Hey, you like listening to my little Emerald Downs speech
Don’t ya
Hey, you like listening to my little Emerald Downs speech
Don’t ya
I know you can hear me man
This is your last chance Carl
Emerald Downs or a stroke, it’s your choice chief
Pick up
Don’t ya
I punch in, I punch out
Which isn’t to say that we haven’t had our good times though, I mean
Hey, you remember Big Tom’s batchelor party three years ago?
And when the horse is near the finish line
I punch out