Not Some Old Fantasy (Parody of "Rock n' roll Fantasy" by Bad Company)

Here you come the questions -- 1, 2, 3
Is the Bible a fantasy?
How come you use it when all others seem to doubt?
Can’t you realize that thing is out of style?
Yeah
Here come the answers from my tongue
They’re marvelous stories but they happened once
You’ll find your answers if you’re humble not proud
Look yourself and get one now and read it out loud
If you’re smart, the Bible’s not some old fantasy
It’s just not some impossible dream
LEAD
If you’re smart, the Bible’s not some old fantasy
It’s just not some impossible dream
Pull down the stop signs from that wall
And let God really get down to your soul
The truth is so alive you can feel it now
Read it for yourself -- who cares about the crowd?
If you’re smart, the Bible’s not some old fantasy
It’s just not some impossible dream