Love

I don’t wanna call you and take you to the show
I don’t wanna go on dates with you
And write you sappy notes
'Cause I don’t need the hassles
I don’t need the headaches, too
And I don’t wanna be in love with you
I don’t wanna be in love with you
I don’t wanna take you for walks on the beach
I don’t want you hanging on me like a leech
'Cause I know what you’re trying
I know what you’re trying to do
Love is a waste of my time, don’t waste my time
'Cause I’ve got better things to do
To you love is just games
And googly-eyed teen romance
That’s why I don’t wanna be in love with you
I don’t wanna think about you everyday
I don’t wanna shower, put on aftershave
'Cause love is for assholes
Yeah, love is for assholes, it’s true