Plan B

I fell asleep with my clothes on Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming
Giving up, it never felt so good
welcome to plan B Giving up, what is the likelihood
life could be so free?
IЉЈl eat some moldy bread
then IЉ¦ going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
IЉЈl fall asleep while I play Nintendo
Up to now in my life I have failed
all IЉіe tried, itЉЇ too hard
I think IЉіe found my calling now
laying down, in the yard
DonЉ° you cry Momma, donЉ° you even weep
…¶ause you know your son excels at sleep.