Whoa Man

Who knows the tale in every sordid detail
About the kid born on nobody’s list?
To a dad named Bob and a mom named Claude
And a dog that was constantly pissed
Whoa man, that seems just like yesterday
When the place was a clamor and everybody’s hammered
And the cops couldn’t keep us away
We owned the town so we wandered around
Telling dirty jokes in every detail
We faked disgust while someone blushed
And pitched a smile that was big as a whale
It was slow decay so we drank all day
And popped invisible pills in the den
We were out of control so we played rock
And roll and threw the homework on the fire again
Whoa man, that seems just like yesterday
When the place was a clamor and everybody’s hammered
And the cops couldn’t keep us away
Whoa man, that seems just like yesterday
Cause the pace was grueling with everybody puking
And the neighbour trying to drive us insane
Whoa yeah, I’d love to see you again (3x)
Whoa yeah…
End of the year so we got a career
And tried our best not to think of the past
Ya it pisses me off but I guess it’s enough
To know that sometimes nothing’s a blast