Dropped Dishes

If you break a plate or a cup or any dish
You¹ll get two bumps on your head from the cook
And he will call the boss
And then you¹ll be sorry you ever got this job
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
He sees her
Dropped dishes
The menu looks
Delicious
It will all be a very nice time for one of you two
There¹ll be lots of dinners and dancing and fun
Behind his lady¹s back
And then a few months from now the telephone will ring
Ring Ring
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
It¹s the missus
He sees her
Dropped dishes
The menu looks
Delicious
The waitresses are
Suspicious
They¹ve all been
Dropped Dishes