The Only Living Boy Around

The girl’s giving up cause the boys are lazy
With their hands in my pockets trying to drive me crazy
They don’t live up and they won’t, I’ve found
The only living boys around
She’s drinking with her neighbor though he’s cold and shallow
Her only friends are Ernest and Julio Gallo
And they don’t live up and they won’t, I’ve found
The only living boys around
Sitting in the study with a boy named Andy
Telling him the boys’ll never understand me
Sharing borrowed fingers of her father’s brandy
Biting on her lip like it was apple candy
They don’t live up and they won’t I’ve found
The only living boys around