Robocop 4 - Fuck Off Robocop

I think everybody has fantasised what they would ask Elvis if he was still
alive. I know what I would ask him:
«What's your favourite film?»
Jaws? Jaws 2? More Jaws? or Jaws rebooted?
Please, let’s take a second to think about a future state of love and bliss
Brought to you by wish lists of eight year old boys who only crave explosions
Why?
Well, being eight, they have an excuse — they’re eight!
And giant robots cannot distract them from their fate
Middle aged men on a movie date, committed to mortal shame
Hey! Relax! No-one died — in fact, they left improved!
If Michael Bay wants a bigger house, let’s help him
Art? Ha!
Where you from?
Where you been?
He said:
I went to Cannes once and and really did not have much fun
Why?
Well, being French, they talk too much
And all those pages of subtitles kept getting stuck
1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3
1 becomes 2, 2 becomes 3
Pirates of the Caribbean 47
Johnny Depp stars as the robot pirate who loses his wife in a game of poker
And tries to win her back with hilarious consequences
At least Harry Potter has a proper story in the sense that the characters crave
an ending
If only to release poor Billy Corgan from his role as the titular character’s
nemesis
Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn’t bad enough
And George Lucas won’t be kicking his heels 'til he makes some money from
Howard the Duck
Robocop 4 is in pre-production, like Robocop 3 wasn’t bad enough
I hope the projectionist likes his action motion-tracked and medicated
The first director died