The Man with the Dogs

I am no one
But I’m well known
For I am the man with the dogs
I stare at you shopping
Watch while you’re walking
Two dogs run around your toes
You turn around
Two eyes break you down
Now, who does that guy think he’s starin' at?
Stop in your tracks
You’re being laughed at
Your armored ego is nude
And I do and I do
Crack up cause' I’m getting to you
I see you I see you
And you’re pretty self-conscious too
Down to your church
I’m looking for victims
Spell of the man with the dogs
I’ll haunt you
And follow you to work
That ghost is back again
Creep into you
I won’t go away
You’re taking yourself too seriously
I smile as you frown
And turn to walk away
Your habits for all to see
I see a shrew
I see you
And the rodent things you do
You see you I see you
And you’re pretty self-conscious too
And I’m gonna crack your mask
Yeah and I’m gonna laugh
Open wide…
See you again
You’ll see me tomorrow
Curse of the man with the dogs
You may not like me
You won’t forget me
Not safe even in walgreen’s
They’ve seen me
Ask your friends
«Oh, I know him»
Seen but I’m never heard
By your lot
A stare
Is worth a thousand biting phrases
See how stupid you are?
I dare you I dare you
To erase my laser tatto
You see you you see you
And you’re pretty self-conscious too
And I’m gonna crack your mask
Yeah and I’m gonna laugh
What’s inside?
Is it pubic hair?
Is it cobweb air?
I bet you just don’t care…