Plymouth Rock

She says it’s good to get tan
She says it’s bad to get burned
She says it’s great gettin' high
She says it’s lame to get fried
She says there’s way too many drugs
Too many chumpy junkie thugs
And it ain’t no fun fallin' five flights of stairs to a real fierce fisting
And it ain’t that sweet workin' six nights a week
And your swimsuit gets ripped and it’s dripping wet with frosting
It’s colossal
It’s much bigger than us
It’s the shit they stick in liquor makes us lick the chicks that we don’t even
love
And it ain’t that great and it ain’t that great