Laundry

Well, it was certainly that day
Pack the clothes and do the laundry
I put it off but they were alive
When I’d walk by they’d give me five
So I packed up boxers and socks
And had a bagel with some lox
But if I’d known she would be there
That girl with chopsticks in her hair
So, do you come here all the time?
Why are yours fluffier than mine?
I think it’s time to change my pill
But your soap technique is pretty ill
Well, she was hesitant at first
I think a little bit frightened by my dirt
But I said, «Babe, I feel so clean»
Unless she likes it dirty