What Would Dolly Do

Caught you in the saddle with some Jolene
Looks like she lost a battle with Maybelline
I got an open mind but 3-ways ain’t my scene
I may not be from Tennessee but you know
I got a lot of Dolly in me And there’s a Smokey Mountain law that says
Thou shalt not cheat
So take your truck and shove it I know how much you love it And it’s a good thing
'Cause that’s where you’re moving to
I’m gonna pull that wig down off the shelf
Go high heels up with someone else
'Cause I ask myself what would Dolly do?
Say where’d you find ole bumper lips
She sure could use some beauty tips
And I could fix her up for good with my two fists
You’re lucky I’m still taking meds
'Cause I’d burn this house down 'round your head
I could shoot you too
But I’ll pray for you instead
Should I make my hair a little taller?
Should I make my waist a little smaller?
Wanna pick up the phone and call her right now
Right now
Well, I may look just like Barbie 2
But this ain’t my first barbecue
The question is what would Dolly do?