Closet Disco Dancer

I used to have a secret life
and make excuses and pretend
I was a afraid if someone knew
they wouldn’t talk to me again
but tonight I’m gonna tell the truth
I am a closet disco dancer
I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
It makes me feel alright. (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
It makes me feel alright. (Woo-hoo!)
Remember 1985 you gave me record by Police
You didn’t know that next day I traded them for new BeeGees
But tonight I’m gonna tell the truth
I am a closet disco dancer
I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
It makes me feel alright. (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)
I am a closet disco dancer
It makes me feel alright. (Woo-hoo!)