Saddam Don't Surf

Saddam don’t surf but he thinks he should
Saddam don’t surf but he knows that he ain’t no good
Saddam don’t surf for his hamburger momma
Saddam gonna be a JDAM star
Everybody wants to rule the world
Must be something we get from birth
One truth is we’ll never learn
Satellites will make space burn
We’ve been told to keep the strangers out
We don’t like them starting to hang around
We don’t like them in our Oil Town
Across the world we’re going to mow them down
The reign of Dictators must be over
So many troops can’t free the earth
Soon the rock will rollover
The World is choking on Coca-Cola
Saddam’s gonna be a Hollywood Star