Ready (Skit)

Is Victoria ready?
Girl, I don’t know. Call her
Vic!
Vicky!
Victoria!
Oh my god, you know I can’t talk when I’m doing liquid eyeliner!
I’m almost ready. Give me a chance
You said that five minutes ago!
I’m working on it. You talking about «am I ready,» you ain’t even got your
shoes on
Girl, they is right at the door. All I gotta do is put 'em on, run out.
What you gotta do?
And you changed clothes five times already. Is you ready?
Well, I’m ready. Let me call Uber
Please!
Just call Uber. Call Uber. It’ll take like 15 minutes and I’ll be ready by then
No, Uber’s gonna take like 3 minutes
Not if you order a black truck. Get the black truck
It’s gonna take 3 minutes
Damn
The black truck?
Girl, we like it. They gon' like it. He gon' like it
Ok, you guys, do I look good, though? Like, tell me
Yes! Girl, you fine. Work! Yes!
Alright. Alright, let’s go
Somebody better like it, all this