No Me Diga

Gorgeous!
Linda!
Tell me something I don’t know!
Vieja!
Sucia!
Cabrona!
Tell me something I don’t know!
A little off the top!
A little off the side!
A little bit of news you’ve heard around the barrio!
Tell me something I don’t know!
Bueno
You didn’t hear it from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
No me diga!
Ay, no! He’d never go out with a skank like that!
Please tell me you’re joking!
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you’d say!
Oh ho, Dani!
Tell me something I don’t know!
Mmm-hmm-mmm…
What? I don’t care!
Ay, bendito!
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
And what do you hear?
I hear plenty!
They say he’s got quite a big… taxi!
No me diga!
Okay! I don’t wanna know where you heard all that!
I don’t think I know what you mean…
Carla! He’s packing a stretch limousine!
Tell me something I don’t know!
Long as he keeps it clean!
Ay dios mio!
Nina, seriously, we knew you’d be the one to make it out!
I bet you impressed them all out west;
You were always the best, no doubt!
We want front row seats to your graduation—
They’ll call your name—
And we’ll scream and shout!
You guys, I dropped out.​
No me diga?!
I should go.​
Well, that’s a cheery piece of news.​
That girl never quit anything.​
What the hell happened?
I don’t know…
I don’t know
I don’t know…
Tell me something I don’t know!
Qué sé yo?