Younger Men

«Women peak at 40, and men at 19»
I remember laughing my head off when I read that in a magazine
(I was 20 at the time)
Now I’m staring 40 right in the face
And the only trouble with being a woman my age, is the men my age
That’s why younger men are starting to catch my eye
I’m starting to stop what I’m doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
I’m gonna give a younger man a try
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
Men my age, poor old darlings, they’re worried and they’re hairy
Some of them drink too much, whole lot of them are married
And honey here I’m at on the threshold of all that fun
I’m gonna try my best to cross it with a very young one
Oh, I said that younger men are starting to catch my eye
I’m starting to stop what I’m doing
Just to turn around and watch them walk by
At the very next opportunity
I’m gonna give a younger man a try
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
Whoa, look over here
We got a cute little ol' runner to the right
Blue shorts, no shirt
Whoo! You’re looking good darling
That’s right, stay in shape
Because younger men are starting to catch my eye
Yes, I said younger men are starting to catch my eye