Lewd Vagrancy

I wonder if I’ll ever be acquitted of this charge you seek?
A married man like me, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
I know that I ain’t got a dime but I’m going down for the third damn time
Won’t someone through a line, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
About that incident down town, I swear that it’s not like it sounds
I didn’t know her, my fly was down, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
A family man like me, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
The way that sheriff stares at me you’d think it was a? parody?
And they didn’t back? down, end? in tears, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
You know I feel to tired? deposit like?, but I can’t stay here for one more
night
I wish the judge would see the light, lewd vagrancy, lewd vagrancy
Well I’m sick of this black comedy, don’t you think that you tried to leave me
Holds a man like me charged with lewd vagrancy