Derek Shelton Birthday Party

Cut your hair off about a year ago
Now you’re turning 25
Your loving family is down in Roanoke
And your shitty friends will soon arrive
But you can have your hair back
We’ll listen to metal
This Is Your Life
Never Settle
‘Cause it’s all about you
All you wanna do, it’s all up to you
Eyes are burning in a greenish room
Someone accidently maced everybody in the living room
And our Canadian friend feels disgraced
Legend keg of Legend, Legend keg, keg of legend