Ben & Jerry

The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry
You fooled me twice then one more time to add the cherry
On top of look just like me then you tell me just despite me
So I’m home to be alone with Ben and Jerry
Tell Ben and Jerry
You’re the reason I scream while I’m punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream while I’m cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You’re the reason I scream, oh
The only guys who don’t make me cry
To think my family wonders why I’ll never marry
When every Nate, or Mark, or Curtis only makes my heart starts hurting
I go home, to pack a bowl with Ben and Jerry
Tell Ben and Jerry
You’re the reason I scream while I’m punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream while I’m cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You’re the reason I scream, oh
So now I’m home, half baked alone
I’m tired of this rocky road
'Cause you’re so cold
You’re the reason
Oh, you’re the reason I scream while I’m punching on my pillow
Like a bad dream while I’m cursing out my window
As the ice cream truck is going by me
You’re the reason I scream, oh
Oh, yeah
Oh
The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry