Everyday Dumb

Keep it dumb every day
Fuck your life anyway (x3)
Let me empty out my résumé
Yo, I’m with your bitch bumpin' Delph in the Bimmer
Stargazin', looking at myself in the mirror
Whisper sweet nothings to my girl on the phone but
Only seem to think about myself when I’m with her
Ice ice baby
I’ve been feeling quite nice lately
Racking up them white lines maybe
I’m a scumbag, it’s true
But I been gettin' money since I jumped out the womb
I’m a really nice guy with a thugs attitude
Fuck gratitude
I was skinny dipping with her 'til she jumped out the pool
I’m well amazin'
Why you never changin'?
I’ll be in the heli waiting like Eric Qualen
I don’t believe in destiny, but now she’s undressing me
Nine months later, shit, out popped a second me
Forget promethazine, I’m pro-meth and lean
Social outcast, keep it so fresh and clean
Keep it dumb every day
Fuck your life anyway (x3)
Let me empty out my résumé
Huh, blackout boy
I eat xans like they’re a pack of mints
Fuck animal rights, I’m an Activis pint activist
I’m in the rabbit hole with this Alice bitch
And my pills are red and blue like the Crystal Palace strip
Fuck the conglomerate, we’re skum glamorous
Got a ghetto fabulous in the passenger bumping Fabolous
Shit, the fact I’m still alive’s quite miraculous
Got the cheese, now I’m in the Ritz on my cracker shit
It ain’t a bag of chips, it’s a pack of crisps
And the pack’s loud but I don’t listen to Canibus
Had a threesome with a Spanish chick
It was double lit
Like watching both ends of the candle drip
Talking of candles girl, wax your bits
Not too plain though, leave a landing strip
Vandalist causing property damages
While I’m out in Los Angeles speaking anti-evangelist, bitch
Keep it dumb every day
Fuck your life anyway (x3)
Let me empty out my résumé
Uh, I’m dead urban like Ed Sheeran
Gelled hair and trackies with a Ben Sherman
Feeling titties like a breast surgeon
I don’t wanna know your name, fuck networking
Gonzo, slow like a blonde ho
I’m Jon Snow on blow on the wrong show, oh
I sip the medicine and sit back
I’m on that health tip with extra lettuce on me Big Mac
I’m with a sexy nympho, getting info
Doing drive-bys, throwing kittens out the Bentley window
Gringo with an attitude acting rude
Trelli, pass the food
Cuz you can’t make an omelette without breaking an egg
And I can’t write a verse without saying I’m sweg
Something is corroding baby, maybe I’m dead
Ellesse sweatband holds me brain in me head
I’m fucking dumb son
Keep it dumb every day
Fuck your life anyway (x3)
Let me empty out my résumé