Facial Hair

I have a mustache, and it’s really, really great
People tell me that it compliments my face
I’m rarely carded 'cause I look like I am 48
And you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair
You like nice boys who keep their faces bare
Well, you should change your mind
Sometimes I have a beard, and that’s really awesome, too
But then I shave it off and leave a Fu Manchu
Underneath it all, I keep it scruffy just for you
You know why?
'Cause you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair
You like nice boys who keep their faces bare
Well, you should change your mind
'Cause everybody says it makes me look mature
But you say I look like a hobo covered in manure
If you can’t understand the simple pleasure I receive
from watching hair grow on my face then I suggest you leave
'Cause I will never stop, and if I do it will be brief
It’s fun to play with and it improves my self-esteem
You’re just jealous 'cause you can’t grow hair upon your cheeks
And you, you tell me you don’t like facial hair
You like nice boys who keep their faces bare
You should change your
You should change your
You should change your mind