My Big Brother Joe

My big brother Joe, he likes to tomcat all around
He’s got a different girl in each and every town
He wants to change, he tries — until another bat her eyes…
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
My big brother Joe, he likes to drink and run around
He’s got a favorite bar in each and every town
He wants to change, he swore — until there was another bar…
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
(To cage him like a bird, would be just so absurd)
A punishment not suited for his simple crime
(More likely to rebel, if you were now to tell
Him to stay at home and change his ways!)
My big brother Joe, he likes to gamble all the time
He’s got a favorite spot and never lost a dime
He wants to change within — until the dealer counts him in…
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
That’s right!
(There goes my brother Joe again!)
(There goes my brother Joe again!)
(There goes my brother Joe again!)
(To cage him like a bird, would be just so absurd)
A punishment not suited for his simple crime
(More likely to rebel, if you were now to tell
Him to stay at home and change his ways!)
My big brother Joe, he likes to tomcat all around
He’s got a different girl in each and every town
He wants to change, he tries — until another bat her eyes…
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
There goes my brother Joe again!
My big brother Joe… (There goes my brother Joe again!)
My big brother Joe… (There goes my brother Joe again!)
My big brother Joe… (There goes my brother Joe again!)
(Dank an Guybrush Threepwood für den Text)