Dickweed

You think you’re alone
You’re the only one who’s got those problems with yourself
Cause you don’t know anyone else
Who’s ever masturbated twice a day
You think you’re insane
Because you think the thoughts you think every time you see a girl
You enter your green world, you close your eyes and then you dream away
But let me tell you, it’s good and it’s ok
To masturbate everyday
You think you’re alone
You’re the only one who’s got those problems with yourself
Cause you don’t know anyone else
Who’s ever masturbated twice a day