Cruised And Accused Of Cruising

She had a lion-like mane
She had the jaws like a skillcrane
And she was dripping wet with rum punch and hanging off the video games
At some seaside arcade, you know she looked pretty played
And we were bored on the boardwalk, so we just started talking
And there’s laws against loitering, so we all started walking
We ended up back at my place, we mixed the ripple and the champagne
Yeah, and things got kinda strange
She said, «Hey my name’s Juanita, but the guys they call me LL Cool J
Cause I been here for years, and you can’t call it a comeback
If you never even been away and I ain’t never been no place»
She said, «These seaside towns they get pretty grey after Labor Day
And could you be the boy who take we away into fortune or fame?»
I said, «Maybe not the fame, but possibly the flames
Maybe not the fame, but possibly the flames», and then I asked her:
«Do you like lighting fires, do you like lighting fires?
I been looking for a fire lighter for hire
Do you like lighting fires, do you like lighting fires?»