Faffing Around on Facebook

Lunch on the net, between a baguette,
Quality time, goes right down the line,
When I’m faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
I must admit it, I’m very addicted to,
Adding a friend, removing a friend,
Faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
It’s a social network! (Social network)
It’s a social network! (Social network)
It’s a social network! (It's driving me bezerk!)
Catching the sun, having some fun,
She’s in Menorca, along with her stalker,
She’s faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
She’s been bejazzled, her sequins are razzled.
Holiday snaps, she’s got out her baps,
And she’s slappin' around, slappin' around, slappin'
It’s a social network!
It’s a social network! (It's a social network!)
It’s a social network! (It's a social network!)
I really like, like, like getting distracted!
Like, like, like not being proactive!
Like, wasting more time, chatting online, my clock must be wrong becasue 2
hours have gone!
Bob’s on the loo, (Oh do we really have to know what he’s gonna' do)
Ian’s in bed giving good head,
While faffing around, faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
And it’s all being done with only one thumb!
Somebodies come!
My god it’s my mum!
Faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
And it’s all being done with only one thumb!
Waisting more time, clicking online!
Faffing around, faffing around, faffing!
And it’s all being done with only one thumb!
I will admit it, hands up im addicted, to…