Billionaire

I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the queen
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas
Give Artie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had it
Give away a few Mercedes like, here lady have this
And last, but not least, grant somebody their last wish
It’s been a couple months since I been single so
You can call me Artie Claus minus the ho-ho
Get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah can’t forget about me, stupid
Everywhere I go I’ma have my own theme music
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
Oh, oh, oh, oh for when I’m a billionaire
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Let’s go
I’ll be playing basketball with the president
Dunkin' on his delegates
Then I’d compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the 5's, 20's, 10's and Benz completely separate
Yeah, I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession, but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably just take whatever’s left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me
Would know what hungry was, sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket, pull out your wallet, put it in the air and sing
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad
(So bad)
Buy all of the things I never had
(Buy everything)
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
What up, Oprah?
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I’m a billionaire
(Sing it)
When I’m a billionaire
I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad