Fail Hill Zone, Act 1

my greener days have come and passed
i long for those simpler days
i used to run so goddamn fast
but now, i’m overcome with malaise.
fuck you, sonicteam.
franchise is in the shitter
fuck you, sonicteam.
it’s goin' down the river
once a posterboy, now a laughingstock
my gallant dash is but a timid walk
once a posterboy, now a laughingstock
futuristic graphics don’t make a game
nor a woodland animal with a gun
your reinvention of me slanders my name
fix your fuckin' camera angles, i want some fun
fuck you, sonicteam.
franchise is in the shitter
fuck you, sonicteam.
sold down the river
bring back the 2-d graphics
nobody likes this cutesy shit
my past was filled with classics
nintendo, i’m beggin' you, please, i need a hit