Some Crazy Dame

She’s fantastic, she says «Man, it’s great»
She shakes hands, she’s like a candidate
She’s so happy, it’s a carnival
She gets snappy, she’s an animal
And she roars She’s on camera, she’s an actress now
Such charisma on the mattress now
I’m no film star, I’m no modern saint
I can’t draw but I know how to paint
And she roars Oh, she’s so political
she’s oh so critical
Oh, she’s hardly sociable
she’s non-negotiable
Oh, she’s so subliminal
she’s such a criminal
SOME CRAZY DAME!
She’s fantastic, she says, «Man, it’s great»
She shakes hands, she’s like a candidate
She’s so happy, it’s a carnival
She gets snappy, she’s an animal
And she roars