In the Fridge

There’s something living
There’s something living
There’s something living in the fridge
Now what’s that cole slaw doing here?
I thought we threw it out last year
There’s something moving
There’s something moving
There’s something moving in the fridge
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They’re dancing on the sauerkraut
It’s time to clean again
Hold your nose and count to ten
When it’s over tell me when
There’s something growing
There’s something growing
There’s something growing in the fridge
It could be meat, it could be cake
I hope it isn’t still awake
It’s time to fumi
It’s time to fumi
It’s time to fumigate the fridge
Don’t open up that Tupperware
We don’t know what’s been living there
It’s time to clean again
Hold your nose and count to ten
When it’s over tell me when
I like to put loud music on whenever I clean
Today it’s Weezer
And when it’s over I’ll play Houses of the Holy as I
Clean the freezer
Forget the fridge’s taunt
Baby you know what I want
Let’s go to a restaurant