The Boyfriends

I was going to the Yukon Lounge
I started hanging out with this girl there
She said her and husband had busted up
She said she wasn’t used to drinking but I could tell she was
One night we drove to the Old Park Apartments
She lived on the third floor
It must have been around 4 A.M. when all our clothes dropped ot the floor
She was on top of me when I saw her kid staring at me
Man, I didn’t know she had a kid
Please I ain’t like that
I ain’t gonna be like that
There was one who was 6'2″ who’d always show up to the house in a van
Another who always greased his hair back with Vaseline
And the guy who was a redhead who’s always hang me off the deck by my feet
Then there was that guy who was in the military
And the guy who lived in a Winnebago who would always make my mom cry
Please I ain’t like that
I ain’t gonna be like that