Saturday Night

Everyone’s stringing their bosses
It’s the latest dance craze
My captain won’t shut up
Cause the bastard just got laid
I’m breaking legs on the ball court
With the full moon in my eyes
It’s another Saturday night
And I just got paid
I’m the new Elvis
Covered in my enemies blood
The money ain’t great
I do it out of love
I’ve got a hundred girlfriends
They really bum me out
When papa starts drinking
They love to twist and shout
Saturday night alone
Get out of bed
The king asked me to watch the throne
Off with his head
When I do, I only think of you
Torch song for the arsonist
Three-minute insurance fraud
Playboy for the school boy
She spreads her legs and oh my god
You all should drink this like drano
Caroline is in your mind
In the woods of Pelenville
And that could last a long time
I’m wide awake and and it’s
I’m wide awake and it’s nighttime
Shit, I must be in Omaha
I ain’t the boss but I’m his illegitimate son
'Cause baby I was born to run
I took a Valium and I had a vision
Dad, it must have been the haunted child
On Letterman on my television
As the nation went wild
Saturday night alone
Get out of bed
The king asked me to watch the throne
Off with his head
When I do, I only think of you