The Clap

Last week, pulled a root
In the back of my ute
I was cautious, double-wrapped
But I still got the clap
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
So I went to the clinic
Doctor said, «Mate, you’re fucked!»
Then he told me what I had
Turns out I’ve got the clap
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)
I’ve got the clap
(He's got the clap)